More cursory history than anyone else has ever cursed!

This week:

— October surprises

— The Sheik makes the ladies swoon

— This opera isn’t fancy enough!

— Daleks vs. the state of Missouri

— What do we have in common with the Supreme Court?

— It’s the circle of snooty, snooty life

— “We’ve heard some of your reports… yeah, we don’t think he had a fuck palace.”

— Fire truthers

— Kickstarting early inventions

— Sticking a dome of lard on your head

— The Greville-Chester Toe

— Siri, how do I hide a body?