Back at our stomping grounds at The Fifth, to talk bar sabotage, the great conjunction or whatever it wasthat happened in the sky, a Costco debacle, TURTLE NEWS, wrestlers-turned-comedians, Star Wars (again), a shocking realization about our theme song, the success of former Loveline call screeners, OLD MAN PLANE TALK, and we learn a shocking fact about the moon that leaves us in shambles and spurs a dumb as hell conversation.