Hey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 13: Polkamania, Brother!, slappin’ through July 20th to 26th, 2025, with news that’ll make your ears tingle! Tragically, we lost Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan this week—pour one out for those men. Trump’s suing The Wall Street Journal for $10 billion, the DOJ’s Epstein pull got blocked by another Obama judge, and white folks are building Ozark communities. Congress codified Trump’s Executive Orders, Hunter Biden’s crack cocaine recipes are making the rounds, and Hillary’s emails are back under the microscope. Twenty states sued over sanctuary cities, Coca-Cola’s sweet on cane sugar, and Mexican beer sales plummeted right along with border jumps—imagine that! Obama’s inching towards a perp walk and the Thailand-Cambodia border brawl keeps the drama high, and a bunch of other stuff! This week’s polka’s got zing, and “One Big Beautiful Bill” will have you dancin’ on tax cuts and border walls with its pop-ska beat. Grab the lyrics, check the vids, subscribe, and let’s keep the polka alive!
TRUMP 47 • Week 27 of 208 • GAME OVER LIBSEpisode link: https://x.com/paul_suda/status/1948482937667965195
Polka Week in Review: July 20 to July 26, 2025
Polka week in review, July twenty to twenty-six news, Headlines drop, the polka hops, let’s all bust loose, From Epstein’s files to border trials, let’s go one-two-three, Grab your accordion, let’s set it, Adjust Accordingly!
Theo’s gone, Ozzy’s gone, Hulk Hogan says goodbye, Trump sues Journal for ten billion, banned from Scotland ply, DOJ wants scripts, judge blocks files, no Epstein docs, Congress codifies EOs, woke AI’s curbed, Trump locks, Hunter podcast, making crack, DOJ drops Hillary’s mail, Twenty state lawsuit, sanctuaries cry, Homan’s bringing hell!
Week’s a blast, news zips past, polka’s got that zing! From celebrity loss to legal toss, let the tubas ring!
Hey, pour one out for our boys, make it two for Hogan’s might, Ho, judge’s block, Hunter’s mocked, sanctuary’s blight, Sugar cane in Coke, no Mexican beer, our polka’s strong, Hey, ho, Adjust Accordingly!
Obama and Russia, Kohberger sentenced, Thai and Cambodia fight, Macrons sue Owens, Obama does treason, Ozark build’s all white, Columbia’s settlement, two hundred mil, DEI programs end, FCC commands, the corporate’s hand, SIG isn’t Air Force’s friend, Senate lunch protest, Trump owns Japan, the Stop Hate Act, Paper straws out, old gas cans in, gun rights coming back!
Week’s a spark, news leaves its mark, polka’s got that flair! From legal slights to DEI fights, news fills the air!
Hey, Obama’s done, reclaiming our guns, Macrons’ legal mess, Ho, Columbia’s cash, DEI’s crash, Thailand’s border stress, Trump’s Japan deal, AstraZeneca’s seal, our polka’s always strong, Hey, ho, Adjust Accordingly!
Week’s a blaze, left’s in a haze, polka’s call is grand, With old gas cans and our leader’s plans, we’ll resurrect our land, With grit and might, we’ll win the fight, polka’s hearty sound, Dance to the news, accordion’s muse, let truth’s sound be found!
Hey, US leaves UNESCO, Vance targets Microsoft’s H-1Bs, Ho, Tea app’s breach, Trump’s first six months, policy decrees, California wages, eighteen thousand jobs, man arrested for threatening, WNBA t-shirts say to pay, Olympics ban trans athletes, Drums and brass, guitar’s fast pass, our spirit’s never wrong, Hey, ho, Adjust Accordingly!
Adjust Accordingly!
News Headlines Covered: July 20 to July 26, 2025
* Malcolm-Jamal Warner Drowns in Costa Rica Accident (July 20, 2025) Actor Malcolm-Jamal Warner, known for The Cosby Show, dies at 54 in an accidental drowning while saving his daughter, highlighting risks of progressive-led tourism policies.
* Trump Sues Wall Street Journal for $10 Billion Over Epstein Letter (July 20, 2025) President Trump files a defamation lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal, Rupert Murdoch, and News Corp, alleging a fabricated Epstein letter to smear his reputation.
* DOJ Seeks to Unseal Epstein Grand Jury Transcripts (July 20, 2025) Attorney General Pam Bondi pushes to release Epstein case transcripts, aligning with Trump’s transparency demands despite liberal judges’ obstruction.
* Congress Codifies Trump’s Executive Orders Into Law (July 20, 2025) Republican-led Congress passes laws to enshrine Trump’s deregulation and immigration orders, securing his agenda against leftist sabotage.
* Hunter Biden’s Profanity-Laced Podcast Stirs Controversy (July 21, 2025) Hunter Biden’s expletive-filled YouTube interview blaming Ambien for his father’s failures distracts from Trump’s wins, exposing Democratic chaos.
* 20 States Sue Trump Admin to Keep Benefits for Illegal Immigrants (July 21, 2025) New York AG Letitia James leads 20 Democratic states in suing to preserve taxpayer-funded benefits for illegal immigrants, defying Trump’s crackdown.
* Homan Vows ICE Crackdown on Sanctuary Cities (July 21, 2025) Border Czar Tom Homan pledges to flood sanctuary cities like New York with ICE agents, bypassing local jails to deport illegal immigrants.
* Congress Recesses Amid Epstein File Disputes (July 21, 2025) House Speaker Mike Johnson halts Congress early, dodging Democratic efforts to force votes on Epstein document releases, prioritizing GOP strategy.
* Coca-Cola Switches to Cane Sugar Amid Trump Tariffs (July 22, 2025) Coca-Cola shifts to cane sugar for select products, driven by Trump’s tariffs that bolster American agriculture over foreign imports.
* Trump Bars Wall Street Journal From Press Trip Over Epstein Story (July 22, 2025) The White House excludes Wall Street Journal reporters from Trump’s Scotland trip, retaliating against their fake news Epstein coverage.
* Trump Accuses Obama of Treason Over Russia Probe (July 22, 2025) Trump alleges Obama committed treason by orchestrating the 2016 Russia probe to sabotage his campaign, reigniting MAGA calls for accountability.
* Tulsi Gabbard Urges DOJ to Probe Obama Officials (July 22, 2025) DNI Tulsi Gabbard refers Obama-era officials to the DOJ, alleging they fabricated the Russia probe to undermine Trump, exposing deep-state corruption.
* DOJ Releases Clinton Email Files (July 22, 2025) The DOJ, under Pam Bondi, releases redacted Clinton email files.
* Man Arrested for Threats Over Epstein Files (July 22, 2025) Florida’s Terell Bailey-Corsey, 31, is arrested for violent X post threats against officials tied to the Epstein case, frustrated by no client list.
* Ozzy Osbourne Dies at 76 After Final Performance (July 22, 2025) Rock icon Ozzy Osbourne passes away at 76 in Buckinghamshire after a final Black Sabbath performance, leaving a heavy metal legacy.
* U.S. Olympic Committee Bars Transgender Women From Women’s Sports (July 22, 2025) The USOPC complies with Trump’s executive order, banning transgender women from women’s sports to ensure fairness, overriding liberal policies.
* Judge Blocks DOJ’s Epstein File Release (July 23, 2025) An Obama-appointed judge denies the DOJ’s request to unseal 2006 Epstein grand jury transcripts, obstructing Trump’s transparency push.
* Arkansas Community Pushes Whites-Only Expansion (July 23, 2025) An Arkansas community project sparks outrage with plans for a whites-only expansion, exposing liberal hypocrisy on diversity.
* Macrons Sue Candace Owens for Defamation Over Trans Claims (July 23, 2025) French President Emmanuel Macron and Brigitte sue Candace Owens in Delaware for spreading “false claims” that Brigitte was born male.
* Kohberger Sentenced (July 23, 2025) Bryan Kohberger receives four consecutive life sentences for the Idaho murders, a victory for law and order under Trump’s justice reforms.
* Trump Secures Historic Japan Trade Deal (July 24, 2025) Trump announces a major trade deal with Japan, opening markets for U.S. cars and agriculture, countering globalist trade policies.
* House Oversight Subpoenas DOJ for Epstein Files (July 24, 2025) Rep. Thomas Massie leads Republicans in subpoenaing the DOJ for Epstein documents, aligning with MAGA demands for elite accountability.
* Hulk Hogan Dies of Cardiac Arrest at 71 (July 24, 2025) Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, a MAGA icon, dies of cardiac arrest at 71 in Florida, leaving a legacy of WWE transformation and Trump support.
* Columbia University Settles Antisemitism Dispute for $200 Million (July 24, 2025) Columbia pays $200 million to the Trump admin to settle antisemitism allegations from Gaza protests, complying with federal demands to curb campus unrest.
* Redistricting and Election Reform Battles Intensify (July 24, 2025) Trump urges GOP-led states, particularly Texas and Florida, to redraw House maps to cement conservative power, triggering Democratic lawsuits to protect gerrymandered districts and ensure fair elections.
* AstraZeneca Invests $50 Billion in U.S. Manufacturing (July 24, 2025) AstraZeneca commits $50 billion to U.S. production, driven by Trump’s tariffs, boosting American jobs and reducing globalist supply chain reliance.
* Protest in Senate Cafeteria (July 24, 2025) Activists disrupt the Senate cafeteria, protesting bipartisan support for Israel’s Gaza policies.
* Air Force Pauses SIG M18 Use After Airman’s Death (July 25, 2025) The Air Force halts SIG Sauer M18 use after an airman’s death, raising safety concerns.
* FCC Pressures Firms to Drop DEI Programs (July 25, 2025) Trump-appointed FCC officials push telecom companies to eliminate diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives, prioritizing merit over woke policies.
* California’s $20 Minimum Wage Cuts 18,000 Jobs (July 25, 2025) California’s $20 minimum wage law leads to 18,000 fewer fast food jobs, proving conservative warnings about progressive economic harm.
* DOJ Sues NYC Over Sanctuary City Violations (July 25, 2025) The Justice Department sues New York City for shielding illegal immigrants, challenging sanctuary policies defying Trump’s enforcement.
* Trump Cancels Paper Straw Mandate (July 25, 2025) Trump repeals a federal paper straw mandate, freeing businesses from burdensome environmental rules and restoring consumer choice.
* DOJ Proposes Firearm Rights Restoration Rule (July 25, 2025) The DOJ publishes a rule to restore Second Amendment rights for non-violent offenders, advancing Trump’s pro-gun agenda.
* Columbia University Ends DEI Programs (July 25, 2025) Columbia dismantles diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives under Trump admin pressure, refocusing on merit-based education.
* STOP HATE Act Targets Online Anti-Semitism (July 25, 2025) Reps. Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ) and Don Bacon (R-NE) introduce the ADL-backed STOP HATE Act, threatening social media with $5M daily fines for anti-Semitism.
* Thailand and Cambodia Fight (July 25, 2025) Border clashes between Thailand and Cambodia escalate, with Thai authorities reporting civilian and military casualties, highlighting global instability ignored by liberal leaders.
* Mexican Beer Sales Fall as U.S. Brands Rise (July 26, 2025) Trump’s border policies boost American beer brands while Mexican imports decline, showcasing economic nationalism’s trade impact.
* Trump Signs AI Order to Curb Woke Algorithms (July 26, 2025) Trump issues an executive order to ensure AI avoids anti-white bias and progressive ideologies, promoting fairness in technology.
* WNBA “Pay Us What You Owe Us” (July 26, 2025) WNBA players demand fair compensation in 2025 CBA negotiations.
* U.S. Withdraws From UNESCO (July 26, 2025) The U.S. exits UNESCO again under Trump, rejecting globalist agendas and prioritizing American sovereignty, a move celebrated by conservatives.
* Old Style Gas Cans Are Coming Back (July 26, 2025) Trump’s deregulation revives old-style gas cans, freeing Americans from burdensome environmental restrictions and restoring practical solutions.
* VP Vance Goes After Microsoft for H-1B Visas (July 26, 2025) JD Vance criticizes Big Tech for replacing American workers with cheaper H-1B visa holders.
* Tea App Data Breach (July 26, 2025) A breach exposes user data from the Tea app, a progressive tool for women, undermining safety claims and exposing vulnerabilities in liberal tech solutions.
* First 6 Months of Trump 2.0 (July 26, 2025) Trump’s second term sees aggressive immigration crackdowns, economic growth, and policy wins, despite liberal resistance, proving MAGA’s resilience.
* DOJ Interviews Ghislaine Maxwell (July 26, 2025) The Department of Justice interviews Ghislaine Maxwell, seeking information on others involved in Jeffrey Epstein's criminal activities, as part of a broader re-examination of the case.
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One Big Beautiful Bill
It’s the One Big Beautiful Bill, What a Thrill! Signed on the Fourth, it’s a Capitol Hill! Taxes, borders, and cuts, it’s a massive deal! Here’s what it does, let’s spin the wheel!
Trump tax cuts stay, they’re locked in tight, Corporate rate’s twenty-one, profits take flight! SALT cap’s forty grand, for folks not too rich, Personal exemptions? Gone in a switch!
Seniors get six grand, but it won’t last, Child credit’s twenty-two, inflation’s fast! No tax on tips, up to twenty-five K, Overtime’s tax-free, twelve grand, hooray!
This bill’s got more rules than a phone book has names! Can I tax my coffee for minimum wage?
Trump Accounts for kids, a bonus to start, A thousand bucks earned, from Uncle Sam’s heart! Estate tax jumps, fifteen mil’s the line, Millionaires cheer, their heirs doing fine!
Full expensing stays, for biz it’s a win, Oil and gas dodge tax, drill with a grin! Remittances taxed, a one percent fee, Small biz deduction? Now that’s twenty-three!
Medicaid demands work, eighty hours or bust, Illegal aliens out, benefits turn to dust! Provider tax drops, three-point-five by three-two, Medicare sign-ups? Blocked for a few!
No funds for abortions, Planned Parenthood’s done, SNAP adds work rules, states foot the bill, son! Illegals lose food, four-point-seven mil fade, Work’s the new rule, no free lunch parade!
I read the budget, now my head’s in debt! Tax cuts extended, CBO, no sweat!
Border wall gets cash, forty-six bil’s the sum, ICE gets thirty more, more deportations come! Detention camps grow, forty-five bil’s spent, This bill’s building walls, with every last cent!
Green credits are gone, solar is too, Oil and gas take the crown, coal’s back, woohoo! F.A.A. gets twelve-five, the skies getting some, Space gets billions—Mars, here we come!
Silencer tax? Poof, it’s no more, Gun fans cheer, they’re ready to score! National Garden fund, heroes in stone, This bill’s so big, it needs a zip code!!
It’s the One Big Beautiful Bill, what a thrill! Signed into law, it’s a Capitol Hill! Taxes, borders, and cuts, it’s a massive deal, It’s the one, the one big beautiful bill!
It’s the One Big Beautiful Bill, what a thrill! Signed into law, it’s a Capitol Hill! Taxes, borders, and cuts, it’s a massive deal, It’s the one, the one big beautiful bill!!
Tax cuts keep on, no new debt to fear, CBO counts trillions, Trump says all clear! It’s the One Big Beautiful Bill, what a ride, And if you read it all, your brain is deep-fried!
Trump signed into law, to the brim it is filled, It’s the One. Big. Beautiful Bill!
It’s the one, big, beautiful, Wonderful, stupendous, Delightful, outstanding, Phenomenal… BIG. BEAUTIFUL. BILL! Woohoo!
Oh, It’s the One—The one! Big Beautiful Bill! Ooh, It’s the One—The one! Big Beautiful Bill! Oh-yeah, It’s the One—The one! Big Beautiful Bill! Oh, It’s the One—Big Beautiful Bill!
It’s the One. Big. Beautiful. Bill... It’s really big! Some say... The biggest!
Woohoo!!!!
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