Harvard Law’s first deaf-blind graduate Haben Girma gets chocolate cake and offers to teach YR Media’s Merk and Nyge how to salsa and surf in Costa Rica. Finance “Father” Sonari Glinton returns to help Nyge flex on his nonexistent retirement game. Mr. Not Elon Musk (aka Scott Dikkers, the founding editor of The Onion) gets controversial with electric car voting rights.