QUESTION DU JOUR: Adult Thing That Makes You Feel Like A Scared Kid
TRENDING: Women Are Begging Men to Stop . . . Wearing Flip-Flops 
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: Ostrich farms routinely have difficulties getting male ostriches to breed, because they often find their human caretakers more attractive than female ostriches.
THURSDAY MORNINGMORON AWARD: A Florida Man Led Police on a High-Speed Chase Dressed as the Easter Bunny
8 O'CLOCK TALK: Do You Have Street Smarts? Here Are Some Safety Tips That Could Save
Your Life Someday
FLORIDA MAN OR FLORIDA FAKE GAME
ONE MORE THING: The New Male Mid-Life Crisis

Originally Aired: Thursday, May 14th, 2026