Lookin' back on when we first met / I cannot escape and I cannot forget / Southgate you're the one / You still turn me on / Football's coming home again.

It didn't in the end, did it? France won it. But for a few sweet, sweet weeks we dreamt. And we got a new national treasure. So that's nicer, in a way.

We do not claim ownership of any of the music played in this episode, although the intro and bed music was made with Harry's very own little hands. Nice one, Harry.