What if you made a collector's edition that nobody cared to collect? Ryan and Justin break open a sealed polybag of Adventures of Superman #500 to find out what happened to the Man of Steel after the Death of Superman. Along the way we meet your starting lineup of the 1993 Superman Replacements.

Also covered in this episode: vigilante branding issues, how a lack of positive thinking doomed the Kryptonians, tactile telekinesis, and every possible meaning you can extract from the phrase "It's the '90s."

Discussed: Adventures of Superman #500 (1993).