Captain Kenny Mears sets the perfect tone for Thanksgiving week with a dose of hilarious, unsolicited advice from the older generation.

Friend of the show, Wayne Kartchner, joins us once more to share his ingenious (and completely absurd) methods for saving time and solving the world's biggest problems—all before he's due for a nap!

In this episode, Wayne tackles issues from the personal to the global with his signature dry wit:

• Time Management Secrets: Discover how avoiding vanity (and hair care!) can add precious minutes to your day, and learn Wayne's groundbreaking concept of saving time by "not learning Armenian" and Turkish.
• Instant Global Cooling: Wayne shares his simple, scientific trick for ending global warming instantly by switching temperature scales. (Sorry, Canada!)
• Achieving Middle East Peace: Find out Wayne's radical solution to international conflict involving mirrors and marshmallow roasting.

This episode is a comedic monologue perfect for distracting yourself from holiday stress and laughing at the wisdom of the elders.

For more information on Wayne, be sure to check out his profile with The Utah Storytelling Guild: https://www.utahstorytellingguild.website/project/wayne-kartchner-2/

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