We continue our over ambitious journey into world football with a look at the 2019 Africa Cup of Nations, the biggest AFCON of all time. We kick things off with Group A, featuring last minute hosts Egypt, DR Congo, Uganda and Zimbabwe. Join us as we discuss innovative defensive protests, a career defined by pointless stepovers and Mugabe's killer mermaids. Contains some strong language. Theme music - Dirt by Jahzzar, provided under CC-BY SA Creative Commons License creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/