Ben Affleck wants to ghost J.Lo but their mansion won’t let him, Megan Fox and MGK might be back (again), and Tom Sandoval’s got beef with everyone. Meanwhile, Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is causing NFL side-eye, and Anastasia State Park is offering a slow, sunny escape with a tortoise talk you didn’t know you needed. Meredith and Davey are here for the gossip and the gopher goals.