Honestly, we can't tell if this episode is so long because a lot happens or because we can't shut up – either is possible!

This week, Tessa, Kimberly, Vance, and Trevor head to Seattle for the conference, where they network, network, network about digital publishing or something or other...We're not sure, and neither is Anna Todd. Trevor and Tessa are weird, Vance is REALLY weird, and Kimberly is here for a good time. We also get a glance into Harry's sick and twisted mind, where he's basically whipped by Tessa and ruining everyone's good time about it. Everything is going well (or as well as things can go in this story...did we mention Vance is really weird in these chapters???) until Tessa blesses Harry with a phone call. What could go wrong?

Why does Daisy get their ass beat by Harry? What is Anna Todd trying to tell us? Which cocktail are the narrators? Listen to find out! And find out which cocktail YOU are by taking the quiz, and let us know your results over on our instagram, @fanfictioninourtwenties!