Folks, truly and honestly welcome to the freaking Oscars, because BOY do the narrators bust out their acting chops for you this week...!!!

In this week's episode, Harry and Tessa go last minute Christmas shopping (the last minute-ness cannot be emphasized enough), where they bump into some old...friends? Question mark? An encounter that encourages Tessa to have a talk with Harry - only after they eat with Anne and set up the Christmas tree and take awkward family photos, of course. The talk is dramatic and heavy, mostly due to the narrators' reading, because let's be honest, how deep is Miss Todd really getting here?

Who stakes a claim on ties for Ken? Who broke all the Christmas ornaments Anne got? Why is Harry French now? Listen to find out!