You're coming over to bend me over

Eat me out til the shell is dry

Can I kiss you under my sweaty eyebrows

It's hotter in here than it is outside

You get my jokes in a way I can't even process

You taught me the difference between a coffee and a latte

so if you wanna drive my car, I will sit beside you

& if you can't decide what to eat I will run things by you

& we will make every day a sunday

a 2nd, 3rd, 4th, a 5th sunday

Save yourself-and some for someone else

The game is a test, but nobody ever really passes

Can me & you hang out after practice?