Ah, Socrates. Soldier, philosopher, and the WORST dinner guest ever. Seriously. He nags you about how much you drink and hogs the conversation. He also uses cult-baiting language, is crap to his family, lies about his net worth...and serves as the venerable foundation of Western civilization and thought. Sit DOWN, Socrates, and think about what you have done.



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58: Episode 58 - A$$hole Philosophers, Part 1

Gods behaving badly.
Mortals behaving badly.
Everyone behaving badly.

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Arts

Literature

Performing Arts

Design

Food

Fashion & Beauty

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Comedy

History

Society & Culture

To celebrate 100 official episodes, we’ve got a story about Satan, Switzerland, and chicken genetics. 



In 1474, the city of Basel put a rooster on trial for the crime of…laying an egg. Add in  a cockatrice, Pliny the Elder, witchcraft, dubious morals and questionable priorities, some honey badgers, and the National Poultry Journal. 



Look, it’s not my fault that nothing is new, and people are horrible. 



Also, keep an eye out for our spinoff podcast coming soon, “Murder Most Ancient.” (More info to come!)



#Switzerland, #Basel, #witchcraft, #chickens,#poultry, #history, #comedy



Sources for today’s episode:



Walter, E.V. (1984). Nature on Trial: The Case of the Rooster that Laid an Egg. In: Cohen, R.S., Wartofsky, M.W. (eds) Methodology, Metaphysics and the History of Science. Boston Studies in the Philosophy of Science, vol 84. Springer, Dordrecht. https://doi.org/10.1007/978-94-009-6331-3_13



Hyde, Walter Woodburn. “The Prosecution and Punishment of Animals and Lifeless Things in the Middle Ages and Modern Times.” University of Pennsylvania Law Review and American Law Register, vol. 64, no. 7, 1916, pp. 696–730. JSTOR, https://doi.org/10.2307/3313677. Accessed 5 Dec. 2023.



Hyde, Walter Woodburn. “The Prosecution of Lifeless Things and Animals in Greek Law: Part I.” The American Journal of Philology, vol. 38, no. 2, 1917, pp. 152–75. JSTOR, https://doi.org/10.2307/289180. Accessed 5 Dec. 2023.



Breiner, Laurence A. “The Career of the Cockatrice.” Isis, vol. 70, no. 1, 1979, pp. 30–47. JSTOR, http://www.jstor.org/stable/230876. Accessed 25 Apr. 2024.



E. P. Evans, The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals (London, I906) 



https://archive.org/details/criminalprosecut00evaniala/mode/2up



https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/ccr/vol10/iss10/7/



https://esoterx.com/2017/09/06/fowl-play-the-trial-of-a-sorcerous-swiss-rooster/



https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/de/view/bsb11097743?page=1



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_trial



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichneumon_(medieval_zoology)



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1356_Basel_earthquake



https://blogs.loc.gov/law/2016/02/animals-on-trial/



https://www.basel.com/en/facts-figures/history



https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/karl_marx_382655



http://www.seismo.ethz.ch/en/knowledge/earthquake-country-switzerland/historical-earthquakes/the-ten-strongest/



https://www.bafu.admin.ch/bafu/en/home/topics/natural-hazards/topic-earthquakes.html#:~:text=Twelve%20documented%20earthquakes%20causing%20major,in%201356%20(magnitude%206.6).



https://esoterx.com/2017/09/06/fowl-play-the-trial-of-a-sorcerous-swiss-rooster/



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice#/media/File:Complete_Guide_to_Heraldry_Fig431.png



https://www.biblestudy.org/bible-study-by-topic/mythical-animals-in-the-bible/cockatrice.html



https://archive.org/details/completeguidetoh00foxduoft/completeguidetoh00foxduoft/page/226/mode/2up?view=theater





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100: Episode 100 - Murder Most Fowl

Bottoms up! It’s a party, ancient-Ibiza style! Thanks to Dracula’s Guest, the Gals swing on over to the Balearic Islands to find more than they ever wanted about the ancient world’s most feared sharp shooters.



Sources for today's episode:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sling_(weapon)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balearic_Islands

https://short-history.com/balearic-slingers-993b52917f44

https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Diodorus_Siculus/5A*.html#16

https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/how-far-can-a-bullet-fired-from-a-handgun-travel

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/fastest-baseball-pitch-(male)/



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99: Episode 99 - Swinging Slingers

Happy Halloween! Yabblins, the Drunk Dracula Gals are back with a very special presentation of “Dracula’s Guest” by Bram Stoker. It’s Jonathan Harker at his best (which is pretty bad), a carriage driver who did not sign up for this sh*t, and a wolf that just wants to snuggle. SPECIAL GUEST STAR BANDIT! (My dog has existential despair, and we used his crying as some of the sound effects!)



For Kim’s books, click here!: https://kimalexanderonline.com/wp/



Wanna hear our episode about Walpurgis Night? Look up episode 66 The Spooky Saint or listen here: https://audioboom.com/posts/8072468-episode-66-the-spooky-saint



References for this episode:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula%27s_Guest

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/10150/10150-h/10150-h.htm



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98: Drunk Dracula Gals - SPECIAL!

Stupid Stonehenge updates, sacred circles without aliens, and I really have questions about the Kansas City Star. It's just another episode of Hot Drunk News!



Also, it's official, Ancient D*ck Pics is my second favorite segment of Hot Drunk News. Obviously, "Would You Eat It?" is my fist. 



Sources for today:



https://www.popsci.com/science/stonehenge-of-the-netherlands-discovery/

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276615686.html

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276610111.html

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/pendant-mongolia-earliest-phallic-art-2324393

https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/world/article276576981.html

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/state/georgia-guidestones-one-year-later/

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dutch-stonehenge-solar-calendar-burial-ground-180982430

https://arkeonews.net/a-small-sandstone-carved-with-a-viking-ship-may-be-oldest-picture-ever-found-in-iceland/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Hohle_Fels



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97: Episode 97 - Hot Drunk News

I really tried with this episode, but there's not a whole lot that's uplifting in mythology for LGBTQI...and what I thought was going to be just a regular ragey episode turned into...well...you know it's bad when Other Jenn starts dropping F-bombs that aren't in the script.



As I mention at the end, here are resources that I found for LGBTQI and specifically intersex support:



https://interactadvocates.org/resources/intersex-organizations/ 

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/resources-for-international-lgbtq-youth/ 

https://befrienders.org/ 



Here is the link for the art project Jenn was talking about. Sorry that you won't be able to unsee it afterwards!



https://smarthistory.org/jane-alexander-butcher-boys/



And, as always, the sources for our episode:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrygia

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Map-of-western-Anatolia-showing-the-kingdom-of-Phrygia-with-its-capital-at-Gordion-C_fig1_324510431

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex

https://www.theoi.com/Phrygios/Kybele.html

https://www.theoi.com/Phrygios/Agdistis.html

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/androgynous

https://mythopedia.com/topics/cronus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emasculation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agdistis

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attis

https://clas4032.wordpress.com/units/non-binary/agdistis/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_hermaphroditism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnobius

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgyny

https://www.splcenter.org/seeking-justice/case-docket/mc-v-aaronson



#Pride #LGBTQ #Mythology



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58: Episode 58 - A$$hole Philosophers, Part 1

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