So why DON’T bears need to wear sunscreen? Do turtles hibernate? Are bears bald? We explore and fail to answer these enigmas of Austin’s mind in this week’s episode. Also hear about Austin’s revolutionary new goopy food invention: Mac’N’tatoes and how he’s going to sue bad Mac and cheese makers, we think??? Also, if your name’s not Austin, Justin, Kaci, Mace, Obi-Wan, or Blaziken, your name is overused garbage.