It’s the holiday season and what better way to celebrate Fang Santa’s arrival than by spending time gluing puzzles together with duct tape with fully lingual and potty trained babies in the warm, flickering glow of a Mario-scented candle that smells like plumbing and mushrooms? And most importantly, be sure to listen to Austin’s Holiday Poem of Wishes plus two brand new Christmas games about the things we hate most: Hallmark movies and overpriced stupid gifts. And of course, it wouldn’t be an Austi Christmas if Baby Jesus didn’t come out of the womb to say there’s a new not offensive Austin carol waiting just for you!