Life is a highway and if you’re going to ride it, don’t use a bike and get out of Austin’s way. Bikes are illegal, and you deserve to be hit by a spring-loaded boxing glove ejected from the side of a car. On an unrelated note, I (your lovely producer) am contractually obligated to tell you that Austin is not short. Austin is 5’ 6” according to his doctor, and he definitely does not have the “spirit of a giant bodybuilder in the frame of a 4 inch tall man.”