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AI Adoption Reality Check


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Slop Code, $500K Bills, and the Two People Who Actually Tried

This week the crew flips the script on their usual AI conversations and gets honest about what AI adoption actually looks like inside larger tech orgs — not the Twitter highlight reel.

The Dax Tweet That Started It All

Matt kicks things off with a tweet from Dax (of OpenCode / formerly SST) arguing that companies are talking about their teams as if they were operating at peak efficiency and merely bottlenecked by typing speed.

everyone's talking about their teams like they were at the peak of efficiency and bottlenecked by ability to produce code

here's what things actually look like

  • your org rarely has good ideas. ideas being expensive to implement was actually helping
  • majority of workers have no reason to be super motivated, they want to do their 9-5 and get back to their life
  • they're not using AI to be 10x more effective they're using it to churn out their tasks with less energy spend
  • the 2 people on your team that actually tried are now flattened by the slop code everyone is producing, they will quit soon
  • even when you produce work faster you're still bottlenecked by bureaucracy and the dozen other realities of shipping something real
  • your CFO is like what do you mean each engineer now costs $2000 extra per month in LLM bills
  • The reality Dax describes:

    • Most orgs don't have that many good ideas — and ideas being expensive to implement was actually acting as a useful filter
    • Most workers aren't trying to be 10x; they're using AI to finish their tasks with less effort and clock out
    • The two people on the team who genuinely cared are now drowning in everyone else's slop code and are about to quit
    • Even when code ships faster, bureaucracy is still the real bottleneck
    • And the CFO is staring at a mysterious new $2,000/month/engineer line item
    • Matt admits a lot of this hits uncomfortably close to home at HubSpot.

      The Cost Conversation

      Dillon shares a stat from a recent all-hands at his company: ~$500K/year in AI spend across roughly 200 engineers. It didn't sound like much in the room, but the more he sits with it, the weirder it feels — especially since leadership seems totally fine with it. The crew riffs on the bizarre new world where engineers may soon need to negotiate not just salary but a personal AI token budget as part of their comp package.

      Dillon makes a confession: he's mostly using AI because it's free and he's being asked to. If the company pulled the plug tomorrow, he'd happily go back to free models and probably be fine.

      Is AI Just a Fancy Search Engine?

      Dillon drops the spicy take of the episode: AI right now is basically a really fancy search engine that copies and pastes code for you — it's just stealing the internet's content and wrapping it in a bow. Scott mostly agrees, framing it as a streamlined command-line search that returns blurbs instead of links.

      Matt pushes back. Tab completion? Sure, that framing fits. But agents like Claude Code in plan mode are doing something more — decomposing problems into small enough sub-problems that the "search engine" framing starts to break down. Scott concedes that plan mode and the conversational back-and-forth ("give me three ways to solve this and tell me which is strongest") is genuinely valuable in a way no search engine can replicate.

      The Slop Code Problem

      The conversation lands on the real cost of all this: engineers shipping Claude's output without understanding it, leaving in the "I did a thing" comments, and quietly building up tech debt that the few engineers who still care will eventually have to clean up. Scott talks about his own discipline of never shipping code he doesn't understand well enough to defend in a sev review.

      Life Updates
      • Scott is ramping up on a new product with tight deadlines, played tennis Saturday, went skiing recently, has a San Francisco / Lake Tahoe ski trip coming up in March, and is competing in a powerlifting meet at the end of March.
      • Matt landed an Rspack contribution (with Claude's help) — interesting note that Rspack is maintained by ByteDance, so review cycles run on roughly a one-day lag with reviewers in China. He also hosted a Super Bowl party.
      • Dillon got second place in commercial bingo at the Super Bowl party, which was reportedly more fun than the actual game.
      • The Hot Take Corner

        The Super Bowl MVP was wrong. It should've been the kicker — who, per Dillon and Matt, basically kept his team in the game. This unlocks some deep lore: Dillon himself was a kicker in high school. Suddenly his entire personality makes sense.

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