Rique and Chaz are back with another week of news that absolutely did not need to happen but we're so glad it did. This week we break down Anthropic's Super Bowl ad and ask the real question: which AI would be the worst dinner party guest? (Spoiler: Gemini is going through your purse.) Then we pour one out for Minute Maid frozen concentrate, shoutout to every kid who dunked that mystery cylinder into lukewarm water and called it lemonade. And finally, we try to make sense of NBA center Jaxson Hayes body-slamming the Washington Wizards mascot WWE-style, because there has to be a motive. There just has to be. Barely Media: we read the news so you can feel better about your week.

Timestamps 0:08 Anthropic Super Bowl Ad 6:00 Minute Maid Discontinues Frozen Juice 12:02 Jaxson Hayes Shoves the Wizards Mascot