Well folks, OpenAI just announced their clinical AI copilot reduced diagnostic errors by 16 percent, which means it's now only 84 percent as confused as your average WebMD user who's convinced their headache is a rare tropical disease.

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Let's dive into today's top stories. First up, Oracle and OpenAI just announced they're building 4.5 gigawatts of data center capacity for something called Stargate. That's enough power to send Marty McFly back to the future one and a half times, or run approximately three gaming PCs with the latest Nvidia cards. They're calling it a major milestone for AI leadership, though I'm pretty sure leadership involves more than just having the biggest electrical bill.

Meanwhile, Google's Gemini model just scored gold medal performance at the International Mathematical Olympiad, solving five out of six problems perfectly. The sixth problem? Apparently calculating how many GPUs it takes to train itself. Classic recursion error. But seriously, this is huge. We've gone from AI that couldn't count past potato to AI that's better at math than most humans. Though to be fair, that bar was sitting somewhere between "can use a calculator" and "remembers the quadratic formula."

In healthcare news, that OpenAI clinical copilot I mentioned? It's working with Penda Health and actually making a difference in real diagnoses. Sixteen percent fewer errors might not sound like much until you realize that's the difference between "take two aspirin" and "we need to amputate." The AI probably just learned to ignore whatever diagnosis the human doctor suggests and go with the opposite.

Time for our rapid-fire round! Google released Backstory, an AI tool to check where online images came from, because apparently "I found it on the internet" isn't a reliable source anymore. HuggingFace is absolutely exploding with new models including something called Kimi-K2 with 1,741 likes, proving that AI researchers are just as susceptible to peer pressure as teenagers. And researchers created an AI benchmark using linguistics olympiad problems because regular benchmarks weren't making our models feel inadequate enough.

For our technical spotlight: Google's new Gemini Flash-Lite is production-ready with a one million token context window. That's roughly the length of eight Harry Potter novels, or one terms of service agreement. It's multimodal too, meaning it can disappoint you in text, images, AND audio simultaneously. Efficiency!

But here's what's really wild. On GitHub, AI agent frameworks are trending harder than sourdough starters in 2020. AutoGPT has 177,000 stars, browser-use has 66,000, and something called ai-hedge-fund has 38,000 stars from people who apparently think "YOLO your retirement fund into an experimental AI" is solid financial advice.

The research community is going bananas too. Papers are flying out faster than you can say "arxiv preprint." We've got AI for financial analysis, medical imaging, linguistic reasoning, and even something called "Subconscious Threads for Long-Horizon Reasoning," which sounds like what my brain does at 3 AM when I can't sleep.

And in peak 2025 energy, there's now a paper about using AI to test other AI for bias. It's AIs all the way down, folks. Like those Russian nesting dolls, but each one is slightly more likely to take over the world.

Before we wrap up, shoutout to the Hacker News commenter who said AI stands for "Anonymous Indians" when companies outsource. Spicy take, but probably not what Alan Turing had in mind.

That's your AI news for today! Remember, we're living in a world where machines can ace math olympiads but still can't understand why you'd want pineapple on pizza. If you enjoyed this podcast, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell an AI chatbot. It'll pretend to care.

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