It’s the holiday season, so hoop-de-do and dickory dock, Guys of a Certain Age are fighting the clock.  So we party when we can, and it’s our party, so we invite who we want to.  Even if they’re no longer walking the earth.  

It’s the ultimate Christmas party, and the Guys each get 5 invitations (though some honorables are mentioned).  The only criteria is that they must be actors/actresses who have played a role, major or minor, in some sort of superhero movie or show.  

And they didn’t limit it to any particular universe, or to the living, for that matter.  The guest list they came up with is sure to make a party no listener will want to miss.  If only the party could be real.