Airborne is just you average fish out of water story about a California surfer kid who has to stay with his cousin (Seth Green) in Cincinnati, where our main character doesn't surf, forgets his rollerblades, is widely hated, and takes a shit on screen. 

Nick Du Mortier (Daddy's Little Girls) scoots in to the show to talk about Airborne (1993), Shane McDermott's pacifism, and a solid 6 minute digression to share poop stories. 

**Also, please marvel at this screen grab of the alleged Peanut Butter & Jelly burger from this movie.