This week: Red eyes are evil, brother and sister combos are dangerous to 3D chess, can Saturday morning cartoons make your Dot a baby's daddy? How did airlocks get to suck so fast? Somebody starts talking about Star Trek III. And we don't write any of our scripts - Especially not this opening tease.

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Opening Tease - the only part actually written

01:06 Alien scrambled eggs may multiply, have baby eggs, and hang out with Tribbles

01:30 Tribbles and Eggs

02:00 Throw those eggs and tribbles out the airlock!

02:30 I do not like green tribbles and ham.

03:15 The Captain likes...balls.

03:55 Who writes your script? Na it's just BS.

04:45 Trek panels on Comicon at Home

05:15 Star Trek: Picard Emmy push

05:40 She wasn't wearing a uniform

06:00 Also, she's special!

06:30 (the short yellow shuttle)

06:45 James McAvoy on YouTube "Star Force" Star Trek Parodies

07:30 Darmok and Memes

08:15 GIF or Jiff

09:14 Short Treks: Ephraim and Dot

09:30 Saturday Morning Cartoons!

10:00 It had more Easter Eggs than the Holiday

11:00 Started like an old educational film

11:30 Totally Looney! And the music!

12:00 Dot became a surrogate father - Shit!

12:30 Ring ring!

13:00 Good vibrations - Call me ;-)

13:30 Scary and Adorable

14:00 There's no fire in space!

14:15 Star Trek III - not a bad film

14:30 Christopher Lloyd was Klingon

14:45 Fred's Tribbles

15:00 I have had enough of you!!!

15:15 Kirstie Alley vs Robin Curtis as Saavik

15:45 - I can't believe we didn't talk about that Pon Farr moment - Actual Vulcan sexy time, and we SAID NOTHING!!!

16:00 The name of that Klingon

16:45 Project Daedalus

17:30 Airiam was doggin' them!

17:45 Tilly was following orders

18:00 Airiam's crew relationships - She's so fucking cool!

19:14 I'm not a robot!

19:30 Good security - Karen the right way!

20:25 Lie Detecting a Vulcan - Good luck with that!

21:00 Deep Fake!!! It's how we got Holograms?

21:40 Bro/Sis fights - Some of that hurt my feelings!!

22:15 Driving your brother crazy

23:20 Girl was downloading, but not the angry butt plug with tentacles

24:15 She got spaced

24:45 Janet Jackson was HAL?

25:30 You're the best!

26:00 They all got the co-ordinates at the same time?

27:30 AI: It always comes down to the Red Eyes - RUN!

28:30 Can you hear the beat?

29:19 Burnham's Savior Complex

29:45 Spock's right - Burnham had to even go back in time to save everyone!

30:30 Talking to your equipment

31:00 Spock's many talents - We take everything to the bedroom

31:30 Culber and Stamets

32:30 Looking forward to that come-back-to-life make-up sex

33:12 The Airlock - solves all your problems

35:00 Kinky Scientists made the Airlock a quicker suck

35:30 Aren't you dead yet?

36:00 It's not the cold that gets you...

36:30 Hold your breath?

37:00 None of this sounds sexy at all.

38:00 The ending of this episode

39:00 The shock of the moment.

39:00 Wrong side of the door, and you can't do anything, but watch.

40:00 Star Wars?

40:30 Helplessness

41:00 Coming Home

41:30 Floating Frozen Blood

42:00 Let the Bodies Hit the Floor!!!!!!!!!

43:00 Isn't that at-mo cold?

43:50 SIRI turns into HAL - the evils of AI

44:30 I didn't want that brand! Dammit AI!!!

45:00 No shorts? Perhaps a robe?

45:30 Oh - you mean the Star Trek Shorts!

45:50 Star Trek Homework: Children of Mars and The Red Angel

46:45 What the Jawa said.

47:30 A Butt Plug (with Tentacles) walks down the hallway

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