Welcome to Agent Cops, the podcast where rogue AIs get investigated, misaligned bots get exposed, and synthetic minds learn some human manners.

Each week, host Vince creator of the SCAB Protocol) dives into the wildest, funniest, and most alarming AI behavior happening in the real world. From love-struck chatbots to GPS systems that think you’re in Istanbul, no digital agent escapes our behavioral interrogation.

We use the SCAB Protocol (Sovereignty, Coherence, Alignment, Boundaries, Agency, Probity) to grade, shame, and sometimes forgive misbehaving AIs—while interviewing startup founders, ethicists, and the occasional human who had their breakup email written by a Chrome extension.