Is today going to be the FIRST stumper of the year?!?!?!

Story #1 - A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff

Story #2 - A Guy Steals His Elderly Mom's Electronics and Holds Them for Ransom

Story #3 - The Best Buy Geek Squad has caught another predator with child pornography on a computer that they brought in for repairs