The three stooges of Florida or Not.. The A-Hole, the Eye Hole, and the Ash Hole..

Story #1 -  Flasher Tells Cops He's "Just an A-hole"

Story #2 - A Bank Robber Used a Pillow Case as a Mask . . . But Forgot to Cut Eye Holes

Story #3 - A guy who was busted for drugs said the unknown powder was his mother's ashes . . . and he'd ingested them.