Stories about poop, bourbon and cocaine, and music about guilt... What could go wrong?

Story #1 - Man Gets Arrested After Asking Cop for Directions While Drunk & Carrying Cocaine

Story #2 - A Guy Gets a Drunk Driving Charge Dismissed by Writing and Performing an Original Song

Story #3 - A Woman Who Pooped in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs and Valentine's Day Card Gets Prison Time