With a LONNNNG weekend, we KNOW that the criminals are going to be hard to catch in Florida Or Not

Story #1 - A guy was arrested mid-stream while he peed on a police car's bumper. 

Story #2 - A Drunk Driver Is Arrested When He Pulls Over a Cop

Story #3 - cop catch a shoplifter at Walmart after random guy rammed the shoplifter with his shopping cart.