Kids do a good job embarrassing you... Cold Insults start off Florida Or Not and then it goes to kids that are 36 being upset you won't pay for their phones... Really. 

Story #1 - A Woman Stabs Her First Cousin . . . Who's Also Her Boyfriend . . . After an Argument

Story #2 - A 36-Year-Old Woman Repeatedly Calls 911 After Her Parents Stopped Paying for Her Cell Phone

Story #3 - Man Drinks All Day, Takes Hallucinogenic Drugs, Goes on Sledgehammer Rampage to "Kill Demons"