How crazy is McCall because she organized her fridge this weeked???

Story #1 - Sex Offender Flees Cops by Climbing Radio Tower, Interrupting Stations' Broadcasts

Story #2 -Two Drunk Drivers Both Fell Asleep in the McDonald's Drive Thru Line 

Story #3 - A Guy Celebrates Four Months of Sobriety by Getting Drunk and Stealing a Motorcycle