With AJ coming back maybe JUST MAYBE we can find a winner 

Story #1 - A man was arrested for public intoxication for getting into a shouting match with a parked, unoccupied Porsche

Story #2 - A man wearing just boxer shorts stole an ambulance and got into a long police chase on Friday night, which included him smashing into lots of other cars

Story #3 - Man Wearing Bra, No Pants Burglarizes Cars