What the actual what is happening?

Story #1 -Two robbers broke into the wrong house . . . apologized profusely to the people inside . . . but still robbed them because they, quote, "had to get something out of it."

Story #2 - Man Gives Cops Fake ID Belonging to Wanted Criminal, Gets Arrested

Story #3 -Woman Bites Truck-Stop Camel in the Testicles After It Sits on Her