Would you offer people dinner if you stole it from the store??

Story #1 - Man Arrested for Stealing Fish & Potatoes From Supermarket, Impersonating U.S. Marshal

Story #2 - Two Drunk College Students Are Caught Making Out in a Police Station . . . They Thought It Was a Dorm

Story #3 -A woman was arrested after she posted bail for someone . . . the bail money smelled like marijuana . . . and the cops found drugs when they searched her.