CoronaVirus is running RAMPANT so we're gonna win T-Shirts

Story #1 - A couple was arrested for stealing more than $1,000 worth of beer from Target. 

Story #2 - A Guy in a $520,000 Rolls Royce Made His Chauffeur Get in a Police Chase Because He Was Having an Affair in the Back

Story #3 - Drunk, Nearly Naked Man Tased & Arrested After "Slinging Genitals" at Cops, Neighbors