On a scale of 1-5 how TERRIFIED of COVID-19 are you?

Story #1 - A Car Thief Says "The Corona" Made Him Do It

Story #2 - Someone Stole an Ambulance for a Joyride . . . With an EMT Still in the Back

Story #3 - Man Sues Target, Says Its Hand Sanitizer Isn't as Powerful as Claimed