HOW MANY PAIRS OF UNDERGARMENTS would cost $800?????

Story #1 - Man Stands Accused of Stealing $800 Worth of Lingerie From Dillard's

Story #2 - A Neighbor Asks a Man to Turn Down His Music . . . and the Man Chases Him with a Sword

Story #3 - A man is facing burglary charges for breaking into his parents' house to steal meatballs.