There’s no way it’d be story number 3 two days in a row, but how do you not pick the bus driver pleasuring himself yesterday?

Story #1 – A guy threatened a mass shooting because there weren’t enough people wearing masks in the store

Story #2 – 20-year-old bashed a liquor store worker over the head to steal two behind the store bottles

Story #3 – Drunk driver gets busted for calling the cops to complain about his friend trying to stop him