People clearly forgot how to drive while staying home...
Story #1 - The Cops Handcuffed a Woman in a Stormtrooper Costume Holding a Toy Gun for a "Star Wars" Day Event
Story #2 - A driver accidentally backed up on TOP of two other cars in a bank parking lot.
Story #3 - A guy was pulled over on Monday morning for doing 192 miles-per-hour. He told the cops he was on his way to breakfast.