Poop throwing, head stabbing, and bomb... threating??? Why does Florida have to be like this????

Story #1 - A man is facing charges after he tweeted a bomb threat to the FBI, then kept taunting the FBI that they wouldn't find his bombs.  There were no bombs . . . and they tracked him down and arrested him. 

Story #2 - Man Pours Beer on Wife, Who Stabs Him in Head With Oyster-Shucking Screwdriver

Story #3 - Cops Are Looking for a Woman Who Threw Her Poop at Taco Bell Employees