Sad, woah and just flat out stupid for today’s Florida Or Not. And Bonus Florida Or Not, don’t pull the fire alarm!

Story #1 – Guy steals daughter’s Girl Scout money to pay for a ‘massage’ and fakes a burglary

Story #2 – Fight over hedgehog custody leads to a daughter hitting her mom

Story 3# – Guy gets arrested for a third time for driving the wrong way on the highway