Y'know.... Flashing, hot pockets, and wall weapons??? 

Story #1 - A guy was busted for an elaborate plan to hide weapons in the walls of a jail . . . which included him practicing wall cutting in his basement and posing as a construction worker.  

Story #2 - A Man Who Broke Into a Bank Says He Just Needed to Heat Up His Hot Pockets

Story #3 -  Man Caught Flashing Genitals in McDonald's Drive-Thru for 2nd Time in as Many Months