Monday usually mean that the weekend got CRAZY.. Decide for yourself…

Story #1 – Man Impersonates Prosecutors in Attempt to Get Extortion Charges Dropped

Story #2 – A Woman Attacked Her Ex and Pooped on His Doorstep When He Poured Wine Into the Wrong Type of Glass

Story #3 – A drunk guy broke into a zoo because he said he wanted to, quote, “Look at the monkeys.”  And the zoo didn’t even have monkeys.