Walmart and naked people... The two things all three stories have in common today... wowzers 

Story #1 - Man Arrested for McDonald's Machete Attack, Walmart Fire-Extinguisher Spraying

Story #2 - Police Finally Catch a Nude Man Who Spent 12 Hours Perched on Top of a Pole

Story #3 - A guy is facing indecent exposure charges for stripping down at Walmart and then running naked to Sam's Club.