What better karma then to trash a state you hate driving through only for a person that just moved from that state to play Florida Or Not? 

Story #1 - Guy gets busted for bringing 4-year-old on burglar spree

Story #2 - Guy steals surveillance camera and didn't turn it off

Story #3 - 29-year-old video game addict poisons his family's water supply for turning off the Wi-Fi