Red curbs and keister crackpipes…. Yep that sounds like Florida or Not….

Story #1 – A Woman with a Keistered Crack Pipe Says She “Forgot” It Was Up There

Story #2 – Someone illegally painted curbs red to pretend they were restricted so people wouldn’t park there to go to the beach

Story #3 – A woman was so busy smoking weed and playing on her phone in the street that she didn’t notice the cops watching her . . . and she was arrested on drug charges.