Don’t you want someone to break into your house and make you breakfast?

Story #1 – A 21-year-old guy is facing charges after he decided to do some target practice inside his house . . . shot through a wall . . . and almost hit his neighbor in the shower.

Story #2 – A 12-year-old kid stole a truck, got into a high-speed chase, crashed into a guardrail, and tried to flee on foot

Story #3 – Man Breaks Into Home, Cooks Breakfast, Tells Occupant to “Go Back to Sleep”