Avoiding going to jail… baby bank robbery… and toothless grandma nom.. Today got weird..

Story #1 – Nearly Toothless Woman Bites Intruder, Escapes Apartment

Story #2 – A Guy Tries to Fake His Own Death to Avoid Jail, but Misspells a Word on the Death Certificate

Story #3 – Cops arrested a guy who robbed a bank while holding a baby.