We’ve been doing well so McCall brought out the big guns to try and trip us up.

Story #1 – Drunk 59-year-old stole a Wal-Mart cart but was caught when it ran out of batteries

Story #2 – Cops called on topless woman on the beach so she goes bottomless to protest

Story #3 – Man threatens to kill his friend over a $10,000 that the Earth is flat