It was definitely a trick yesterday when it was a ‘chill’ set of stories for Florida Or Not, they came back with a vengeance today.

Story #1 – Guy threatens his friend with a machete for not flushing and then told the cops ‘Poop happens!’

Story #2 – Guy’s truck was stolen while he was committing a robbery

Story #3 – Guy caught streaking and told cops his drug dealer made him do it as a punishment