While AJ & McCall declared November 1st National Check Out Day it appears Florida didn’t get the memo.

Story #1 – Cop tazes a guy crawling in the ceiling of a Wal-Mart

Story #2 – Guy uses a stranger’s Porsche as a battering ram to get his Nissan Altima out of the impound

Story #3 – Wanted criminal is found sleeping in a bed Ikea